Ok, note: I will never, ever again just hand someone the money I owe them. This afternoon, M and I conducted a clandestine operation in which we left the money I owe S in a library book and texted him the call number. But, not being satisfied with this scheme, we also wrote him a letter that reads thusly:
To the Hon. S------, Esq,
Enclosed is the payment for services rendered. You shall be contacted at a later date regarding any future targets. We remain,
Clandestinely Yours,
(symbol of Emilandia)
We then sealed it with a wax seal and placed it in In the Mind of the Assassin. Most epic day ever.
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My parents gave me a new wax seal for Christmas. It has my initials on it. Which means there are places that make customized wax seals. Which clearly means we need to make an Emilandian one, pronto.
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