Okay, seriously, this has to be the most awkward moment I've had so far this year. Accepting, of course, the "lip stuff is weird" incident, which goes down as the most awkward moment of all time. So, I have a vibrator that is cleverly disguised as a lipstick tube, which I keep on my desk in a discreet spot. However, today I accidentally left it out in plain view, and this is what happened:
Cami: Ooh, what shade is this?
Me: (lunging forward) NO, DON'T OPEN IT!
At which point, I had to explain that it is not actually a tube of lipstick. It is an object designed to give me orgasms when I HAVE NOT HAD SEXY TIME IN OVER A WEEK. Okay, that was a little bitter, but everything's good. I promise.
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ReplyDeletemaybe you could have just said "that's not lipstick." I'm sure she could have figured it out? Also, you have no reason to complain about a mere week. We should talk sometime about that, you and me and Jules. I think she and I have you beat. :P