My friend told me a hilarious story the other day, and I'm retelling it here with the understanding that her name will never be revealed. I'll call her the Kind-Of Virgin, or Virgin, for short. So, Virgin was getting naked with her boyfriend for the first time, and after he took off his clothes, he simply looked at her, pointed at his crotch and said, "So...penis." This just cracked me up, especially since Virgin is sort of a prude.
In other news, TM has a new girl, and I managed to find her blog and follow their fledgling relationship. I'm really enjoying laughing at him, especially since I have no emotional ties to him anymore. I hope this works out well for them both because I'm fairly sure he won't find anyone else at this school who will date him.
As I sat here writing this, another friend of mine came into my room and told me another hilarious story. Apparently, this friend has been dating a new boy who is awesome in a lot of ways, but sometimes seems to hide things from her or lie to her. The other day, she asked him if he'd gotten into any more grad schools, and he said, "Yeah, I did!" When she asked him which ones, he looked flustered and replied, "Uh, I mean....no." Which goes to show that even great guys can be dumbasses sometimes.
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