5 Reasons

Here are 5 Reasons Why I Should Forget About TM:

5. He's already proven that he doesn't know how to handle a hookup gracefully.
4. It's only the end of his first semester, and he's already known as the biggest player in his class.
3. Everything he does is calculated to attract women to him, but he doesn't take into account that women are attracted to sincerity.
2. The only reason he's interested in me again is because I've found someone else.

AND FINALLY

1. Wearing a cowboy hat in the snow is just silly.