A conversation I had today:
Me: Explain your gender to me.
George: I can't. You'll never understand men, and I'll never understand women. It's how the world works. Is your freshman not coming around?
Me: Eh.
George: You should seduce him.
Me: ...Already did.
George: How'd that go?
Me: Pretty well, until he turned into a jerk.
George: Yeah, that happens sometimes.
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Hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteIs this THE George?
Also, Geoff explained men to me pretty well. You should ask him.
Yes, this was indeed THE George. I ran into him today on my way to Safeway. He was buying massive amounts of soda because "I couldn't pass up such a good deal!"
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